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Putin arrives in Mordor after visiting Kim Jong-un

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Vladimir Putin defined on the event of his state go to that he has a protracted and deep friendship with Sauron.

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Next cease on Vladimir Putin's tour seeking allies: After the stopover in North Korea, the Russian President was now obtained by Sauron for talks a couple of strategic partnership.

NAfter his first go to to North Korea in 24 years and a stopover in Vietnam, Vladimir Putin has reached the subsequent stage of his tour to his final remaining buddies: The Russian President was obtained with army honors in Mordor, the place he’ll maintain talks with the native ruler Sauron over the subsequent few days a couple of strategic partnership between Moscow and the empire positioned within the southeast of Middle Earth.

With his go to to the renovated Barad-dur fortress, Putin says he desires to ship a transparent sign to the world: he’s certainly not as determined in his seek for supporters as critics have portrayed him after his cozy keep in Pyongyang at Kim Jong-un's aspect, with enjoyable automobile rides collectively and a subsequent cake-eating contest.

Moscow stresses solidarity with Mordor

Putin careworn that he shares the identical set of values ​​with Sauron, who, like him, desires to revive his lands to their former greatness: “He is a flawless democrat and constantly has to deal with these western, effeminate Nazi elves. We also have the same eye doctor.”

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It is claimed that Russia and Mordor wish to agree on in depth mutual army help on the assembly within the Dark Tower. According to the settlement, Moscow is to obtain 20,000 maces, 48,000 Morgul knives and numerous different weapons with humorous names, the perform of which just some nerds dwelling in darkened, smelly rooms know.

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In return, Sauron will demand an change of rings, mentioned the Russian president, who, after his working assembly in Mordor, plans to go to Lord Voldemort, the Death Star and FIFA within the subsequent few days.

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