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Rabstract of the earlier episode: France, June 9, 2024, night of European elections received by a populist occasion led by a “bogosse” TikToker below the affect of a ravenous fifty-something. An HPI teenager in a everlasting ego disaster, and by the way President of the Republic, decides towards all frequent sense to dissolve the National Assembly in a giant suicide election, despite the fact that his nation is internet hosting the Olympics and nationwide safety is on the rooftop flammability.

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READ ALSO Legislative: Éric Ciotti denounces a “hidden alliance” between sure LR and the MacronistsBy the odor of attractive electoral cheese, an outdated, vengeful socialist senator, a former priest-eater transformed to djellaba, takes benefit of this sudden alternative to hold out a takeover bid on the Republican left. Overtaken by his proper, the conservative shopkeeper liquidates his model to the competitors. Expelled by his friends, the felon finds refuge in a (TV) studio in Bolloré. Meanwhile, Édouard Philippe scans his horizon: no Republican Front is taking form. End of the primary episode.

Episode 2: soup kitchen and open bar!

On the left, we rinse totally free. And initially, pals, these are the early gross sales. We are now not near 300 billion! LFI has positively made a clear sweep of “Public Square”. The massive winner of the progressive camp within the European elections, Raphaël Glucksmann, won’t ever have lived as much as his identify so badly. “The lucky man” grew to become the cuckold of the story. Result: social democracy will choose up the crumbs of Islamo-leftism. From the fiancée of Louis Boyard to the neighborhood S file, Mélenchon has invested the cream of the republican meritocracy. As for Alexis and Raquel, the Thénardiers of Montreuil, they suffered the purge of Robespierre of Yvelines. You are by no means as properly served as by your folks. A thought for Adrien Quatenens who gave up his nomination. A slap, based on the particular person involved.

READ ALSO What is the brand new electoral geography of France? To dispel suspicions of anti-republican entryism, the New Popular Front can depend on sturdy help: François Hollande. The ex-president is a candidate within the first constituency of Corrèze and already imagines himself in “appeal”. Will his substitute be a member of the NPA or a decolonial-anti-Zionist-Sharia-friendly particular person chosen by Mathilde Panot?

Episode 3: nationwide renunciation

After the shock, the bumper. The humanist press and financial circles are expressing their issues in regards to the speculation of an RN on the helm. They are warning voters of the chaos to come back. An financial explosion such that Jordan Bardella himself would hesitate to turn out to be Prime Minister? Because the child from Saint-Denis is sensible. He is aware of that to win, you need to come collectively. For two days, he has been bending his line to draw the fish of the stressed folks into his nets. An XXL polish that annoys internally. “One more week, and the kid is going to put the right to vote for immigrants on the menu,” his relations annoy.

Episode 4: the resistance is organized

Artists, associations, collectives, unions, sports activities golf equipment, seashore golf equipment and philatelic… everybody is asking to dam the RN. Although we all know the ineffectiveness of such an strategy, the development is in direction of the “Macif” dam, together with at Maif. In truth, the 2 mutual societies have taken a place towards the RN. In a press launch, Family Planning known as to vote towards the far proper on behalf of girls… A tough capsule to swallow for Marine Le Pen who practices abortion (voluntary incapacity to manipulate) by household custom.

READ ALSO For Dominique de Villepin, the RN “constitutes the real threat to our country” For my half, I’m relieved that our footballers have spoken out to precise concern in regards to the rise of extremes in our nation, I who had so regretted their silence over the past Football World Cup in Qatar, relating to the tragic destiny undocumented Bangladeshi staff. The grumpy ones will object that we don't shoot towards one's camp, particularly in relation to one's banker, however this political braveness floods me with pleasure. I nonetheless hope that our Blues won’t fail to dam Poland subsequent Tuesday…