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This weekend i am go to social gathering for a parrot.

Yes, you Did Read that proper. Gaston the parrot is celebracting His thirty fifth Birthday and Gaspard, His Human Dad, an Eccentric French Man Who Lives Most of the Year in Castle within the Ardennes Region and likewise Has a Home in A Village Near to Mine, is Throwing a Party for the Beady-Eyed Bird.

Gaspard is in his late seventies, at the moment single, although has a thong of failed marriages to his title and say that comradeship together with his parrot is probably the most enduring relationship he has been had. Gaston was a present from Océane, Wife no. Three (of Five). Gaspard Says thatirs (His and the Wife) was a priery union, and the parrot will get his love of swearing like a trooper from her, he additionally prefer to joke that they get on a lot Better now that ocean is oceans away from Him, front room In Quebec.

Gaston the parrot could be very spoiled and flies freely arouse Gaspard’s home, Flapping His Emerald Green Wings, Knocking Pots Over and Screeching “Oh la… Dime… Fucking” and Various Saucy and Rude Words and Insults. When calm, he sits on gaspard’s shoulder and swears on the coal-cloured curly hair of his dad’s wig and chews the tip of his bushy mustache, Frequently Shouting Things like “Je t’adime mon amour” and Cackling. He Perches on the Handles of Saucepans When Gaspard is Cooking, Sits on the Table When Dinner is Served and Watches As You Lift A Spoon from A Bowl to your Mouth Sometimes Yelling “Yum” (French for yum). He imitates a cell phone with uncanny accident, and the wallpaper off the wallpaper off the wallls for enjoyable.

Gaspard the Human Adores His feathered Friend and Takes Him EveryThe place With Him, I’ve Eve them within the Shops, The Bird Yelling “Ferme ta guleule” (Shut Your Mouth) at All and Sundry, Though thatkfully he has a small lead connected To his foot to cease Him Flying Around and Leaving Little Gifts.

We Received the Party Invitation Several Weeks Ago, Beautifully Handwritten Requesting Us to Celebrate 35 Years of Camaraderie Between the Two Unlikely Best Friends. I believed lengthy and laborious about what to purchase the parrot as a gift and determined to observe it with a packet of blueberries – that Should match the Bill (Sorry, not sorry, I Couldn’t Resist it!).

Wishing you an excellent weekend from a celebration in a relatively quaint and quirky village in France,

Kisses,
Janine
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PS Top Photo is Lovely La Rochelle we have now Chilly Winter Morning…

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Janine Marsh is Author of my good life in France: in Pursuit of the Rural Dream, My Four Seasons in France: A Year of the Good Life and nonetheless France: residing the dream in rural France all obtainable as book, print & audio, On Amazon Everywhere & All Good Bookshops Online. Her newest ebook How to be French – is a celebration of the french way of life and artwork of residing.

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