John Oliver trashes Trump’s ‘creepy’ feedback on ladies and dolls: ‘Makes my skin want to turn inside out’ | EUROtoday

Late-night host John Oliver skewered Donald Trump for his repeated remarks in regards to the variety of dolls “beautiful baby girls” can have amid the president’s “stupid trade war,” mocking Trump for the “creepy” and “very weird” manner he talks about feminine kids.

Prior to urgent a 90-day pause button on his exorbitant tariffs in opposition to China, the president spent the previous week shrugging off the impact the import taxes would have on the worth of products within the United States. Specifically, he mentioned that children would simply need to take care of fewer dolls and pencils.

“Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know? And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally,” Trump mentioned at one level.

“What a very weird thing to say,” Oliver mentioned throughout Sunday’s broadcast of Last Week Tonight. “It’s just another snapshot in the chaos album that is Trump having anything to do with children, because you can now put ‘kids will have two dolls instead of 30’ right up there with the lawnboy scream and that time he asked a kid if she believed in Santa Claus because, quote, ‘At seven, it’s marginal, right?’”

The HBO host then identified that this wasn’t the extent of the president’s ramblings on dolls, as he flagged the president saying just a few days later that he doesn’t “think a beautiful baby girl that’s 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls” and that three or 4 would suffice.

“OK, there is so much there. ‘A beautiful baby girl that’s 11 years old’? Don’t call an 11-year-old that. First, it’s creepy. And second, I promise, you call an 11-year-old girl a baby, she’ll f*cking kill you,” Oliver reacted.

“To think the prime age for playing with dolls is 11 is almost impressively wrong,” he continued. “Everyone knows the breakdown of what people play with by age goes: blocks from ages one to three, dolls from ages three to seven, and our phones from ages eight until we die.”

Of course, Trump didn’t cease there. During a flight on Air Force One, the president as soon as once more waxed poetic in regards to the topic, claiming that “a 10-year-old girl, a nine-year-old girl, a 15-year-old girl, doesn’t need 37 dolls” and that she needs to be proud of 4 or 5.

“Every single way this man refers to girls makes my skin want to turn inside out,” the Last Week Tonight host declared with revulsion. “That said, I did also want to see him keep going there, just to see how many variations of ages and numbers he could cycle through.”

After mockingly impersonating the president making an attempt to determine the proper variety of dolls by linking them to motion pictures and Christmas hymns, Oliver then introduced up a infamous determine from Trump’s previous.

“Has he ever met a 15-year-old girl? That’s a dumb question. Of course he has. He was friends with Jeffrey Epstein,” Oliver snarked.

In the tip, the political comic joked that with the president seemingly going to conflict with the doll business, sticks had been primed to “make a comeback” amid the president’s on-again/off-again tariffs.

“Throw it, catch it, set it on fire. Just look at it,” he concluded. “The stick’s the only toy you’ll ever need, which is lucky because it’s also the only one you’ll ever have.”