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“Don’t you just love it,” a beady-eyed veteran Tory chortles to me over a crisp glass of French white wine. “If you don’t, you don’t have a pulse.”

Peter Mandelson’s arrest barely two hours earlier than our chinwag within the coronary heart of Westminster undoubtedly had fuelled his jaunty appraisal of modern-day British politics. But he’s, no less than partly, proper.

The Dark Lord having his collar felt by Scotland Yard got here after private finance guru Martin Lewis gatecrashed Kemi Badenoch on the GMB couch and Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf set out how he plans to crush immigration.

It’s solely Monday and the information vortex is spinning wildly. This shouldn’t be uncommon.

I personally blame two issues – Brexit and Social media.

Brexit made each political argument binary. Nuance and prolonged, wholesome debate seem to have been tossed into the River Thames.

Social Media has made everybody have the eye span of a gnat.

Living in Appland, we scroll by way of Prime Minister’s, leaders, get together’s, insurance policies at breakneck pace.

Tweetaholic Mrs Badenoch, who’s pushing for a ban for youths, says social media is for adults, not for youngsters.

Judging by a few of the abhorrent postings – by adults – I’ve seen this week, why not ban social media full cease?

There was heartbreak within the Brown (this writer, not the previous Prime Minister) household dwelling on Wednesday with the unhappy passing of our household cat. Lots of tears all spherical.

As if by some feline serendipity, I ran into Larry, Downing Street’s Chief mouser, yesterday morning.

During his 15 years inside No 10 Larry has saved watch whereas six Prime Ministers have been and gone.

He might quickly be onto his seventh due to the Green Party’s beautiful Gorton and Denton by-election victory.

Labour’s demise in a seat it has held for nearly 100 years piles much more stress on lame duck Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer.

Shortly after the consequence and earlier than I’d completed my 5am espresso hit, one Labour contact messaged with a twist on England’s well-known 1966 World Cup profitable commentary line: “Keir thought it was all over, it is now”.

At least the PM can sit up for the cheery prospect of Rachel Reeves updating us all on the nation’s financial forecasts when she delivers her Spring assertion on Tuesday.

Remember, 12 months in the past, this was an occasion which garnered weeks and weeks of protection within the construct up.

It has barely registered a flicker in 2026.

“A week is a long time in politics” is the well-known phrase coined by Harold Wilson again within the analogue instances of the Sixties.

After this week it’s time to test my pulse.