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Rob Newman’s sensible new Second World War-set e book stars two girls philosophers (Image: Courtesy Robert Newman)
On November 20, 1944, a US P-47 Thunderbolt nicknamed Peggy III was hit by flak whereas coming back from a dive-bombing mission over the German metropolis of Bonn. Its 25-year-old pilot, Captain Robert J Bradford, was killed making an attempt to flee his burning plane, which subsequently crashed close to the village of Liblar. The younger US Eighth Air Force pilot, a member of the 56th Fighter Group, 63rd Fighter Squadron, had grown up in Dallam County, Texas, and educated as an architect earlier than studying to fly and travelling midway internationally to battle the Nazis.
Fellow airman Randel L Murphy Jr recalled: “The last time I saw him was at approximately 11:20 hours and it looked as though he had broken for the deck from which there was a lot of light flak and 40mm. I called him and there was no reply.” Aside from the apparent household tragedy represented by Bradford’s loss, you would possibly surprise concerning the relevance. After all, some 26,000 members of the Mighty Eighth have been killed within the European marketing campaign through the Second World War.
But intriguingly, the Texan airman, whose stays have been finally interred on the Ardennes American Cemetery in Belgium, was the grandfather of British comedy legend and writer Robert Newman. Having dated a younger divorcee whereas posted to RAF Boxted outdoors Colchester in Essex, he left her pregnant, nearly definitely with out figuring out it, when his plane fell from the sky in flames.
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US airman Robert J. Bradford left a Colchester divorcee pregnant when he was shot down in 1944 (Image: Unknown)
“It’s an incredible story,” Newman marvels immediately. “I’ve thought a lot about my grandfather over the years. A young man who came to Europe and never left…”
Neither does the exceptional story finish there. Newman’s mom was subsequently adopted and her personal youngster, the comic himself, was additionally put up for adoption after being born in Hackney, East London,in 1964. Out of respect for his or her household, he doesn’t title his mom or his grandmother.
“I never got to meet them but it was good to find out my mother had herself been adopted because she was a GI baby,” he says. “I don’t know if he [Bradford] even knew she was pregnant, but apparently it’s not that uncommon to repeat the pattern.”
At 61, Newman is now greater than twice as outdated after which some than the grandfather he by no means met however the thread of historical past – social, navy and household – runs by means of our dialog just like the vapour path from Bradford’s doomed Thunderbolt. Sitting in a north London cafe, the acclaimed stand-up comedian, historian and writer is a far cry from the floppy-haired pin-up of early 90s TV and radio. In his place, a considerate middle-aged man who stepped away from fame on the top of his success.

Newman as a floppy-haired stand-up on the top of his fame (Image: Sunday Mirror)
Just beneath half a century after Bradford’s plane went down, Newman and his then comedy companion David Baddiel took to the stage in entrance of 12,000 followers on the huge Wembley Arena in North London for the largest comedy present ever on the time.
One of the night time’s undoubted highlights got here when the pair appeared as aged professors presenting a severe dialogue present – History Today – which quickly descended right into a torrent of infantile, playground-style insults. The gloriously foolish sketch had wormed its manner into the nationwide consciousness as a recurring a part of their earlier TV collection – The Mary Whitehouse Experience – repeated advert nauseam in playgrounds throughout Britain.
It was, in some ways, a golden age for comedy, earlier than the “dawn of the edgelords, where people wanted to show how close to the wind they could sail”. Even immediately, with somebody of a sure age, you’ll be able to utter the immortal catchphrase, “That’s you, that is” they usually’ll know precisely what you imply.
Ironically, it might be Newman and Baddiel’s remaining present collectively regardless that their success opened the doorways for a brand new era of stand-up stars as comedy turned the “new rock ’n’ roll” and ever-bigger venues, mega-tours and million-pound pay-days turned the norm.

That’s you, that’s… Newman, proper, and Baddiel in iconic History Today sketch (Image: BBC)

Philosopher to be Mary Midgley, considered one of Rob’s inspirations, when she was a scholar in 1945 (Image: Newcastle Chronicle)
Today Newman, who lives together with his spouse, an environmental lawyer, and two kids in North London, says that he received bored of fame, had a haircut and walked away. If he has any regrets, they’re not on show.
“We were offered another series [of Newman and Baddiel] by the BBC but I think we just felt tapped out,” he says. “The thing was, I didn’t love television. I didn’t think, ‘This is my home’. I used to get really bored in a make-up chair. When I was writing the sketch, I’d put in someone with a beard, then I’d have to sit there for three hours having one put on.”
Another favorite skit that presumably featured undesirable time within the make-up chair noticed Newman as Robert Smith of The Cure, performing jolly songs like The Laughing Policeman in Smith’s distinctively unhappy voice. “I liked that,” he smiles. “After they did Friday I’m In Love, I just thought, ‘Robert Smith can’t carry a happy tune’, so I had him doing Roll Out The Barrel and the Hokey Cokey. When we eventually met, he wanted to know if we were fans, which we were.”
Does he miss any of it? “I could do with a tour bus now that I’m older, with a video player in it,” he smiles. “These days I’m strictly public transport, which I really enjoy, but every now and then you think it would be really good to have a tour manager ora tour bus.”
While he intentionally selected a much less high-profile path than Baddiel and his different colleagues, Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, he has by no means stopped working. “I still get a huge buzz from live performances, being on stage, doing a sound check, all those aspects of stand-up,” he says.
Touring his comedy, well-received radio collection and documentaries, and a collection of critically-acclaimed books, beginning with Dependence Day in 1994, have stored him busy. Which brings us to the purpose of our assembly immediately – his sensible new Second World War-set novel, Intelligence. It could be a coincidence that he’s named after his long-dead grandfather, however the story helped galvanise the brand new e book.

Rob Newman with David Baddiel, left, throughout their early-nineties partnership (Image: Getty)

The Mary Whitehouse Experience, from left Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Rob Newman and David Baddiel (Image: BBC)
It options two younger Oxford philosophers, Texas-born Ida (a nod to his grandfather) and Merry, impressed partly by the real-life British philosophers Mary Midgley and Philippa Foot – amongst Newman’s real-life heroines – who’re thrust into the world of intelligence gathering. The pair come upon secret German data that might change the course of the conflict – if solely they will get somebody to hearken to them.
“It might have come from the feeling I sometimes have that no one’s ever listening to me,” he smiles. “But Ida and Merry are philosophers and women too, so nowonder they find people don’t want to listen to them.”
It’s a fabulously English type of a novel, stuffed with understatement and dry wit and heat characters with loads of stiff higher lip, and “Keep calm and carry on” about it. Newman hopes it’ll discover an viewers and, if there’s any justice on this planet, an enormous and appreciative one awaits it.
“I didn’t go to Oxford and I didn’t study philosophy, but I got really interested in English philosophy between the wars because it’s ordinary philosophy, which I can understand because it does what it says on the tin,” he says.
“I was introduced to Mary Midgley, one of our leading philosophers, when she was in her nineties and still redoubtable. What I really liked about her was that she rebelled against the specialised language of philosophy and I could relate to that. The Oxford philosophers were also quite chipper and comic. I can’t abide that idea that, if you’re deep, you’ve got to be dark and miserable.”
Hertfordshire-raised Newman went to Cambridge having been turned down by 9 different universities. “My teacher told me, ‘You’ll either get into Cambridge or nowhere’, and he was right,” he says. The early intelligence companies have been largely made up of characters from academia and society, though they “became more professional” because the conflict went on.
But many bonkers true tales have been impressed by these unbelievable characters who immediately discovered themselves within the thick of the battle in opposition to the Nazis, one thing he has faithfully mirrored in his novel. “They were a good company when I was writing,” he says. “They allowed me to escape from the ugliness of this present moment we’re living in, into the relative tranquility of the Second World War!”

Ruins of Cafe de Paris, London, following an air raid in March 1941 which killed 34 folks (Image: SSPL by way of Getty)
Newman’s wartime London feels actual and very important, taking in Blitz-hit streets, the drab greyness of life and the infamous bombing of the Café de Paris in March 1941, which killed not less than 34 folks.
“They used to carry on playing when the bombs were falling because they were so deep underground they thought it was like Churchill’s bunker,” he says. Sadly, a bomb fell down a air flow shaft and exploded above the dance ground.
In the e book, Merry will get a job on the nascent Photographic Interpretation Unit, fashioned from the personal firm Aerofilms in Wembley, North London, earlier than shifting to RAF Medmenham in Bucks.
“It was formed to look for oil, I think, by taking pictures from the air,” says Newman. “Its founder went to the military at the start of the war. He took it to the Admiralty, the Air Ministry, the War Office and they said ‘no, what’s in it for us?’ It became massive once they realised what they’ve got and can get – 1,700 people at RAF Medmenham – and that’s an important intelligence story that’s not been told in fiction. Unusually, there were equal numbers of men and women at all levels.”
Books apart, the place does Newman get his reside materials, I ponder?
“I walk around talking to myself, imagining saying it on stage,” he says. “You’ve got a sort of an idea, and it’s not funny yet, but as you talk to yourself when everyone else is out, you’re imagining you’re on stage and then it comes. Occasionally a joke comes straight away, or you see a funny thing. My big fear was that it’d be like being a mathematician. You know, they say, ‘Oh, we’ve done all our best work by 32’, or something.”
Happily, that’s not the case for Newman. “I just finished a live tour and the new stuff got some of the biggest laughs,” he smiles.
And that reveals intelligence.
- Intelligence by Robert Newman (Profile, £16.99) is out now

Robert Newman’s sensible new novel, Intelligence, is out now (Image: Profile Books)
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