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We’ve had two roughly brand-new vehicles stolen from our drive within the final couple of years. Both belonged to my daughter; each had been in all probability whisked away utilizing cloned key remotes.

Neither was ever seen once more (properly, not by us): in each instances, the police response was merely to supply Chloe against the law quantity for insurance coverage functions. They by no means even turned up on the home. That was it.

So it got here as no shock to study this week that, throughout the UK, police forces clear up only one in 5 car thefts. That interprets to an 80% probability of getting away with it in the event you’re minded to make your dwelling pinching vehicles. Not unhealthy odds for large returns and 0 earnings tax, eh?

The recreation’s much more enticing in London the place 90% of auto thefts within the capital now go unsolved. Mind you, it’s not significantly better in South Yorkshire – it’s 85% there. We’re in near-scot-free territory right here, aren’t we? And most of the thefts are organised on an industrial scale; that is no nicking for joy-riding.

Cars like Chloe’s are both damaged up for elements or pushed to ports, loaded in containers, and shipped overseas, the place they’re given new digital identities and offered on the open market. It’s a multi-million pound racket – and UK police appear powerless to cease it.

Car hacking expertise is blamed for fuelling the rise, however the Liberal Democrats, who commissioned the analysis, say one reply is to spice up group policing. I’m undecided how that will assist. How may a patrolling bobby inform that somebody calmly opening a automotive with a distant machine and driving off wasn’t the proprietor?

My personal automotive is fairly safe for the time being. Even towards me. The battery died over Christmas with the doorways locked, so the important thing fob’s ineffective. And I can’t use the emergency handbook key in the one keyhole on the driving force’s door as a result of that lock obtained firmly caught within the closed place a number of days earlier than the battery died.

Short of smashing a side-window, I can’t work out how one can get in.

Can you be accomplished for breaking into your personal automotive? At least it will be a straightforward arrest. In right now’s upside-down world, I wouldn’t wager towards it.

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Burglar Bill gained’t break into your own home in the event you’re taking part in classical music. So say Met police, who suggested households dwelling in a very crime-hit highway to succeed in for Rachmaninov or churn out Chopin to scare off thieves.

Seriously. One resident who despatched the police photos of offences close to The Beatles’ Abbey Road studios was astounded to obtain a reply advising him to play classical music resembling Mozart or Bach, as a result of it “prevents crime”.

Hmm. Given the Abbey Road connection, wouldn’t some Beatles tracks be higher? How about Get Back? Let it Be? Or, if all else fails… Help!

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Models like Kate Moss have to be greater than only a fairly face as of late, in accordance with “the model agent’s model agent” Sarah Doukas. She “discovered” the then-14-year-old Moss sitting on high of a suitcase at New York’s JFK airport. Doukas knew “in a heartbeat” she was a possible supermodel, and the remainder is historical past. But right now, she says fashions are closely vetted and want “extra strings to their bow”. Actually, I believe that’s a bit unfair on Kate, who has hidden depths behind her ultra-private persona. Plenty of strings on her bow.

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I ponder if we’ve simply seen a gown rehearsal for Donald Trump’s inevitable divorce from Elon Musk. Musk’s unceremonious dumping of Reform chief Nigel Farage was the equal of a teenage lover’s tiff (“You don’t like my friends, so I don’t like you!”) and an indication of larger rifts to return.

Musk throws wobblies. So does Trump. How for much longer earlier than considered one of them has a hissy match about some quibble or different? They’re method too shut for consolation within the harsh world of power-politics – actually too shut.

Elon’s been a fixture at Donald’s Florida mansion for weeks now. How lengthy earlier than they begin to get on one another’s nerves? Trump’s already joking he can’t do away with his house-guest. Am I alone in detecting an edge to the remarks?
Musk’s abrupt severing of the ties that sure him to Farage (so flimsily, we now realise) was an actual revelation of character.

He’s impetuous and imperious. He’s additionally the world’s richest man. Mega-rich Trump’s a pauper by comparability, and his political energy will evaporate in 4 quick years.

I give their love-in 4 quick months. You can quote me.