JD Vance Rants About Thanksgiving Turkey In Front Of American Troops | EUROtoday

JD Vance determined the day earlier than Thanksgiving was an ideal time to inform the world his culinary preferences ― and turkey farmers in all probability received’t be happy.

The vice chairman visited Fort Campbell on the Kentucky-Tennessee border on Wednesday to fulfill members of the navy and serve them an early vacation meal with the assistance of his spouse, Usha, daughter Mirabel, and sons Ewan and Vivek.

At one level, Vance received as much as make just a few remarks after Kid Rock launched him as “someone I do hope to call our 48th president one day.”

Although most of Vance’s remarks contained the everyday patriotic fare, he did take subject with the dish that’s famously the centerpiece of most Americans’ Thanksgiving meals: turkey.

“Thanksgiving, what we celebrate tomorrow, that is a uniquely American thing,” he added, not fairly precisely. “That’s why, for example, we have, you know, turkey.”

“Think about turkey,” he continued, earlier than taking the speech in an surprising route.

“Who really likes ― be honest with yourselves — who really likes turkey?” he requested, prompting some troopers within the viewers to cheer.

“You’re all full of shit. Everybody who raised your hands,” Vance replied.

“I know. Think about it. And here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly? Just, you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re gonna go get an 18-pound turkey. Nobody does it, because turkey doesn’t actually taste that good.”

Vance: Who actually likes — be trustworthy with your self, who actually likes Turkey? You are all stuffed with shit. Everybody who raised your palms… Turkey would not really style that good. Chicken is sweet on a regular basis. pic.twitter.com/4TDDHAihUv

– Acyn (@acyn) November 26, 2025

But then Vance received patriotic once more. “On the most American holiday, we’re gonna cook a turkey, by God, because that’s what Americans do,” he stated. “We cook this gigantic American bird, and we do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good.”

Vance informed the gang he deliberate to deep-fry a turkey on Thursday, and used that anecdote to as soon as once more bash the chicken.

“Here’s the thing,” he added. “If you’ve gotta deep-fry something to make it taste good, it probably isn’t that good. That’s a pretty good rule of thumb when it comes to food. Chicken is good all the time. Chicken is good when you deep fry it, but it’s also good outside of it.”

Vance is, in fact, entitled to his meals opinions, however folks on social media had a bone to select together with his turkey taunts.

JD Vance out right here having a full emotional breakdown…about turkey. Like bro, it’s Thanksgiving, not group remedy. What is flawed with this man? The rant was awkward, unhinged, and cringe AF. Is this what Erika Kirk satisfied him of? pic.twitter.com/IbQaGmKW5t

— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) November 26, 2025

The turkey farmers should be thrilled with this messaging.

— Aurora Dawn 🐝 🌻 🪷 (@AuroraO83) November 26, 2025

I like turkey he’s a freak

— Michelle 🇺🇸🦅 (@Michell71078349) November 26, 2025

“How you know you’re at white ppl thanksgiving”

— Casey (she/her) (@MamaSissieSays) November 26, 2025

Okay, setting apart that the Thielbot 3000 is shitting ALL OVER America with this assertion, his logic is bollocks: I like turkey, genuinely like it, however simply because I don’t have time or power to roast an 18-pound turkey at random doesn’t imply I’m mendacity. What an imbecile.

—Prets, HPMPs of HIV (see) (A) provides). November 26, 2025

He’s really beginning to sound like Trump. Folie a deux? Been round Trump too lengthy? Trying to play the idiot since it really works so effectively for Trump? Eeeek.

— hmilne 🇨🇦 (@HMilne57) November 26, 2025

This is essentially the most critical disagreement i’ve had with this idiot.

Turkey is 1,000% extra flavorful than rooster, which solely tastes good if its darkish meat. Ask any top-ranked chef.

It’s why all chicken rooster dishes smother it in sauces of some sort.

— sedef (@nsedef) November 26, 2025

This how this man has solely ever had dry ass turkey

— Negrodamus (@JulesMoffit) November 26, 2025

Turkey has a a lot increased approval score than Trump/Vance.

— Trump is a PEDO ⚖️ (@TrumpPedophile2) November 26, 2025


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