RFK Jr. Posts Unhinged Workout Video With Kid Rock That Must Be Seen To Be Believed | EUROtoday

This is a bawitdaba-da-bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-don’t.

On Tuesday, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. determined to make America hurl once more by publishing a Make America Healthy Again exercise video to X that stars himself and Kid Rock.

“I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD,” Kennedy captioned the video that, at one level, does characteristic him and the “All Summer Long” singer consuming glasses of entire milk in a pool collectively.

And should you cherish your libido — or slumber freed from nightmares — enable us to explain this MAGA mess of a video that’s clearly a troll, however can be so unhinged that we’re taking the bait.

The video, which is backed by Kid Rock’s 1999 hit “Bawitdaba,” begins with the 2 males shirtless and flexing their muscular tissues in what seems to be an aesthetically rustic locker room. The digicam then pans to a taxidermy bear carrying a fedora because the textual content “Secretary Kennedy and Kid Rock’s ROCK OUT WORK OUT” seems on the display screen, which additionally encompasses a pale graphic of a shark’s head breaching the water.

The video then proceeds to point out a totally dressed Kid Rock and Kennedy strolling in sluggish movement in the direction of the gymnasium. During this phase — which additionally features a montage of the pair sharing a meal, holding an American flag and sitting in a convertible — Kid Rock ultimately takes off his shirt after which slaps Kennedy on the butt with it. The video then cuts to a montage of the 2 males figuring out in a gymnasium, which feels considerably regular.

But, this, sadly, is short-lived.

The video then cuts to the following scene, during which Kennedy is carrying nothing however a pair of denims and utilizing what seems to be an elliptical bike in a sauna whereas Kid Rock does pushups shirtless behind him. The two males then swap, with Kennedy doing the pushups and Kid Rock on the bike. As the musician makes use of the machine, he randomly flips off the digicam. The video then follows Kennedy into a brand new room, the place he takes a chilly plunge in a bath — shirtless, however nonetheless in denims.

After Kennedy completes his chilly plunge, he walks right into a lounge and asks the digicam, “Where’s Kid?”

The video then cuts to Kid Rock enjoyable in a pool whereas a now-shirted Kennedy seems to be at him disapprovingly. The pair then performs a recreation of pickleball earlier than Kennedy decides to leap into the pool — as soon as once more shirtless however in his denims — and drinks a glass of milk with Kid Rock. As they drink their drinks, the phrases “whole milk” seem on the display screen in daring, dripping white font. The video concludes with Kid Rock holding up his milk in a gesture of cheers.

Considering Kennedy’s historical past with medicine and roadkilland that Kid Rock is understood to be a smoker who actually, actually loves his Bud Lightthese two males posturing as beacons of well being didn’t fairly land with X customers — which might have been the video’s actual intent. (Or not? Unfortunately, this author shouldn’t be fully fluent in MAGA logic, but it surely looks like they wished consideration, and are getting it.)

And if merely studying the outline of this video is making you queasy, under are some very humorous reactions from X customers who really watched it and opted to precise their disgust reasonably than gouging their very own eyes out.

“We used to put men on the moon. Now we do this,” one X person stated alongside a caption of Kennedy’s chilly plunge in denims.

“Everyone on Epstein island,” an X person joked alongside a screenshot of Kennedy asking, “Where’s Kid?”

“I know my taxpayer dollars go toward a lot of dumb shit,” one other X person stated. “But this might be the dumbest.”

Read extra reactions under!