Snooker crazy nuts are we…..Chas & Dave chirped of their 1986 basic. Forty years later, the music ought to be repurposed to explain the House of Commons on Wednesday lunchtimes. Total insanity.
The rockney duo merrily sang about pink, yellow, inexperienced and blue balls of their catchy mocking of snooker stars of the time. In the world of 2020s British politics we now have our personal model of the identical colors however chuck teal in for further spin.
This week’s PMQs noticed Reform storming out of the Chamber, Ed Davey being a self proclaimed choose, Keir Starmer dodging questions left, proper and centre, jokes a couple of stolen cell phone and a sleeping canine.
It was all pretty Steve Davis bland to start with, Sir Keir and Kemi Badenoch partaking in a backwards and forwards over drilling within the North Sea.
But temperatures began to rise when the Prime Minister – at one level together with his head in his fingers – started to obfuscate, repeatedly claiming the Conservative chief hadn’t learn laws about oil and gasoline fields.
By the third time an exasperated Mrs B exclaimed “oh my god!”.
Ed Davey then upped the ante, the self-righteous honorable gentleman claiming the PM was proper and Mrs Badenoch was incorrect.
This is a girl who stated she would deal with a shoplifter. A perma-clown Lib Dem chief, pfff.
I used to be sitting not more than 20 ft away and genuinely feared for his security.
Then we reached Alex ‘Hurricane’ Higgins ranges of chaos.
Reform’s commander in chief took Sir Keir to job over his failure to “smash” the migrant smuggling gangs.
Another non-answer was met with Farage main his teal military out of the Commons in a huff.
Starmer tried a joke responding to a following query from a Labour MP in regards to the snooker world championship, suggesting Reform had realised “they’re absolutely snookered!”
But the picture of the PM, head in fingers, maybe summed up what the nation thinks of our flesh pressers.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2186585/head-handsstarmer-summed-what-nation