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Is Germany prepared for a horse as chancellor?
Olaf Scholz consults with a brewery horse.
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This can’t be a coincidence! A big proportion of the German medals on the Olympic Games in Paris had been gained with the assistance of horses. The four-legged animals ought to now additionally develop into extra socially and politically concerned.
DThe numbers converse for themselves: the presence of a horse considerably will increase the chance of profitable for German athletes on the Olympic Games in Paris.
In the primary ten days of the competitors alone, the four-legged animals had been concerned in additional than half of the German gold medals – the Hanoverian gelding Chipmunk with Michael Jung within the eventing, the Trakehner mare Dalera with Jessica von Bredow-Werndl within the particular person dressage and along with three different animal colleagues within the dressage workforce. Quite a number of specialists consider it’s seemingly that Germany would even have had a great likelihood within the 100-meter race, the supreme self-discipline of athletics, within the Stade de France if the German contributors had competed on a well-trained horse.
Horses mustn’t solely shine on the Olympics
It isn’t any surprise that, in view of the performances proven in Paris, there are requires larger involvement of German stallions and mares within the political and social lifetime of their homeland. They might present lively assist to their nation in quite a lot of issues, in response to many who’ve misplaced confidence within the human employees.
For instance, the animals might relieve the burden on Deutsche Bahn by transporting folks as an alternative of the impractical trains and by advising the prepare drivers' union throughout its subsequent industrial motion (20 p.c extra oats and three further lick stones per week).
Is Olaf Scholz lastly swinging his hooves?
The horses might additionally show helpful as a assure of success within the federal cupboard. There is a widespread perception that the visitors gentle coalition wouldn’t get carried away as a lot if extra horses had been concerned. The Chancellor specifically would reduce a significantly better determine because the racy black Olaf, and never simply due to his mane – he wouldn't have to recollect something, in any case he wouldn't be an elephant.
Either manner, it’s already a foregone conclusion that Berlin, which is understood for failures, will now not be the federal capital – after the Olympics, this position can be taken over by Reit im Winkl, based by passionate dressage followers.
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